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friends gave him a very nasty parrot. He tried to change the birdís bad behavior
by treating it kindly, even playing soft music, but it kept cursing and biting.
One day, in a fit of anger, he threw the bird in the freezer. At first it squawked
and banged on the door. Then after a brief silence, it begged to be freed. Feeling
guilty, David opened the freezer. Shivering, the parrot said,ĒIím sorry. I promise
was wondering the reason for this sudden transformation when the parrot continued,
ďI gotta ask you one thing: What did the chicken do?Ē